Born the poor immigrant son of a Filipino merchant, I grew up on the rough streets of Hershey, Pennsylvania and earned the trust of a ruthless gang of Twizzler snorters. The ladies were fine, and the bling was substantial, but after I saw a guy overdose on Amazing Fruit, I decided that the life of a licorice smuggler was not the life for me. A couple years later I decided to enlist, and fought bravely along side RC cola in the Cola Wars. During which I lost my left hand, (turns out it was up my sleeve). I tell you if I live to be 100, I'll never forget the murderous look I saw in New Coke's eyes as he looted and burned that orphanage. After being discharged for failure to battle wearing pants, I started a small carpet cleaning business, and married my lovely wife, (I forget her name, but I want to say it's Carol, or maybe Rhoda, let's just call her Bass Boat...). I spent most of my free time either going to comic book conventions dressed as Jonathan Kent, or wondering where my life went wrong. I'll guess I'll stop here as someone is at my door. I hope it's a clown. I could use a party...
Member sinceOctober 26, 2008
LocationKentucky, United States
OccupationGhostbuster
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<BR />anyway good to know your doing oka but october is such a busy month.
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<BR />The Unit took 3 months of love,blood,sweet,tears... a lot of crying actually I\'m not going to lie. it stays in our living room, its a conversation piece, I heard \"Home Fill\" was intrested in them for thier model homes overseas\" sorry had to throw some arrested development at you!!!
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<BR />I hope you are well
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<BR />and most importantly have a great October enjoy it.
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<BR />See you on the Other side
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<BR />CREEL
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<BR />I\'m so glad I got to know you a little bit at dragon con!!!
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<BR />you sir are awesome!!!!
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<BR />CREEL
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